🚫   NO Swedish meatballs

🚫   NO hassle assembly/disassembly

🚫   NO assembly puzzles to solve

🚫   NO missing parts or tools

🚫   NO MDF (medium-density fibreboard) or thin veneers

🚫   NO toxic glues or finishes

🚫   NO hassle delivery straight to your home

🚫   NO problems getting your new furniture into your home

🚫   NO foam or non-recyclable/reusable packaging materials

🚫   NO furniture store shopping

🚫   NO exploitive labor

🚫   NO halfway-around-the-world shipping